STEAL SOMETHING DAY a shameless 24-hour stealing spree!

Friday 23 January 2009 by anik

For the past eight years, a few self-described "culture jammers" from
Adbusters Magazine have dubbed the last Friday in November "Buy Nothing Day."

From their stylish home base in Vancouver’s upscale suburb of Kitsilano, the
Adbusters’ brain trust has encouraged conscientious citizens worldwide to
"relish [their] power as a consumer to change the economic environment." In
their words, Buy Nothing Day "proves how empowering it is to step out of the
consumption stream for even a day."

The geniuses at Adbusters have managed to create the perfect feel-good,
liberal, middle-class activist non-happening. A day when the more money you
make, the more influence you have (like every other day). A day which, by
definition, is insulting to the millions of people worldwide who are too
poor or marginalized to be considered "consumers."

It’s supposed to be a 24-hour moratorium on spending, but ends up being a
moralistic false-debate about whether or not you should really buy that loaf
of bread today or ... wait for it ... tomorrow!

Well, this year, while the Adbusters cult enjoys yet another Buy Nothing
Day, accompanied by their fancy posters, stickers, TV and radio
advertisements and slick webpages, a few self-described
anarcho-situationists from Montreal’s East End are inaugurating Steal
Something Day.

Unlike Buy Nothing Day, when people are asked to "participate by not
participating," Steal Something Day demands that we "participate by
participating." Instead of downplaying or ignoring the capitalists, CEOs,
landlords, small business tyrants, bosses, PR hacks, yuppies, media lapdogs,
corporate bureaucrats, politicians and cops who are primarily responsible
for misery and exploitation in this world, Steal Something Day demands that
we steal from them, without discrimination.

The Adbusters’ intellegentsia tell us that they’re neither "left nor right,"
and have proclaimed a non-ideological crusade against overconsumption. Steal
Something Day, on the other hand, identifies with the historic and
contemporary resistance against the causes of capitalist exploitation, not
its symptoms. If you think overconsumption is scary, wait until you hear
about capitalism and imperialism.

Unlike the misplaced Buy Nothing Day notion of consumer empowerment, Steal
Something Day promotes empowerment by urging us to collectively identify the
greedy bastards who are actually responsible for promoting misery and
boredom in this world. Instead of ignoring them, Steal Something Day
encourages us to make their lives as uncomfortable as possible.

As we like to say in Montreal: diranger les riches dans leurs niches!

And remember, we’re talking about stealing, not theft. Stealing is just.
Theft is exploitative. Stealing is when you take a yuppie’s BMW for a
joyride, and crash into a parked Mercedes just for the hell of it. Theft is
when you take candy from a baby’s mouth.

Stealing is the re-distribution of wealth from rich to poor Theft is making
profits at the expense of the disadvantaged and the natural environment.
Stealing is an unwritten a tax on the rich. Theft is taxing the poor to
subsidize the rich. Stealing is nothing more than a tax on the rich. There
is solidarity in stealing, but property is nothing but theft.

So, don’t pay for that corporate newspaper, but steal all of them from the
box. Get some friends together and go on a "shoplifting "spree at the local
chain supermarket or upscale mall. With an even larger mob, get together and
steal from the local chain book or record store. Pilfer purses and wallets
from easily identified yuppies and business persons. Skip out on rent. Get a
credit card under a fake name and don’t pay. Keep what you can use, and give
away everything else in the spirit of mutual aid that is the hallmark of
Steal Something Day.

Download our detourned poster lombrenoire, make copies and
stick it up wherever you can. And don’t forget, send your scamming and
stealing tips to us at

See you next Steal Something Day which, unlike Buy Nothing, happens every
day of the year.

Disclaimer: all opinions are those of the authors and this press release is
reproduced for information purposes only.

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